BREAKING NEWS: I JUST GOT DONE WRITING A STANDUP COMEDIAN MOVIE.
COMEDY
2023 Standup Comedy Mix Demo Tape
MY NAME IS MICHAEL J. ALCARAZ, BUT I GO BY THE STAGE NAME THE ALMOST FUNNY COMEDIAN. MY NAME INSTILLS LOW EXPECTATIONS, BUT I LOVE TO WOW THE CROWD WITH HOPEFULLY THE BEST COMEDY SET OF THE NIGHT.
I PREFER TO BE A CLEAN COMEDIAN, BUT CAN BE A LITTLE NAUGHTY. I HAVE THE RANGE TO PERFORM FOR A CHURCH CROWD, COLLEGE CAMPUS, AND FOR THE CROWD THAT WANTS TO GET WILD, AND EVEYRHTING IN BETWEEN.
I CAN OPEN OR FEATURE, AND IF THERE IS AN ISSUE WITH A HEADLINER I CAN CERTIANLY FILL IN BECAUSE i HAVE WELL OVER 2 HOURS OF QUALITY CONTENT.
DESPITE HAVING ASPERGERS, I TREAT COMEDY LIKE HOW KOBE TREATED BASKETBALL.
I HAVE RECEIVED SOME VERY NICE COMPLIMENTS FROM MORE PRESTIGIOUS COMICS AND HAVE SHAKEN COUNTLESS HANDS AFTER COMEDY SHOWS FROM STRANGERS SAYING NICE THINGS ABOUT MY COMEDY SETS.
IN 2024, I HOPE TO START GETTING BOOKED REGULARLY AND TO SELL A COMEDY DRAMA STANDUP COMEDIAN SCREENPLAY I WROTE TO NETFLIX.
CLEAN DEMO TAPE.
OLD DEMO TAPE WITH ONE DIRTY JOKE.
I JUST GOT DONE WRITING A STANDUP COMEDIAN MOVIE THAT WILL MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH VERY HARD; IT WILL ALSO LIFT THE HUMAN SPIRIT OF EVERY MOVIE FAN. I WILL BE TRYING TO SELL THE SCRIPT TO NETFLIX.
IN 10-15 YEARS, I PLAN TO OWN A PREMIER COMEDY CLUB THAT WILL BE A TOURIST DESTINATION FOR ALL COMEDIANS.
